For once in her life, Snooki cares about something other than covering her body with piercing, she took to those horses like she’s never seen one before, the first thing she did when she found them was pet Streak, when he put his nose up to hers, she fell in love with him.
So I wasn’t surprised the next day when she aged into an adult, she slipped on my favorite pink dress and took out her piercings, she also braided her hair down her shoulders and came up to me saying “I think I want to be a horse breeder, in the last few days I have really bonded with your horses and I want the feeling that I got when I took care of them”
“So I think its time for me to move out and go on with my life, I love all of you and I’ll come to visit soon” with that, she hugged me a picked up her iphone to dial a cab to take her to her new place, I smiled as I watched her hug Streak and then Brandy and then Clipclop. She really loves those horses
While the younger children were aging up I took a ride on Brandy for a few minutes and once you're on the back of a horse, the world looks different…like through a whole new minds eye, a whole new perspective.
“Dear Della, I’m sorry I missed Christmas with you guys, I tried to make it but got caught up in the snow storm, I wanted to give you this anyway, merry Christmas dear.
Love Uncle John” I opened up the box a found 3 very cute outfits for Frella, Unique and Kyle :3 thanks uncle John
The girls aged up lovely, each of them with a different eye and hair color, each with a sassy personality that matches the one next to her, best friends for life is what they call each other.
By the time the kids were done aging up it was dark outside and they were all walking around droopy eyed and ready for bed, wanting to get a few things done, I put the triplets to bed and turned on the TV for the older kids to watch until they fall asleep. Then I went in to the laundry room and worked on my washer.
That next morning Vanessa dropped Jeff off for me to babysit him for a while, I figured this was a good opportunity to introduce him to Tony, as she was leaving she told him “Be good for your auntie Della and be nice to Tony, I don’t want to hear about you being ornery” Jeff nodded and said “Ohhhh I’ll be reaaaal good for aunt Della” in so many ways, he reminded me of Tony…Vanessa hugged him and then me and went on her way.
The two bonded just like I was sure that they would, their secret little whispers made me smile, I’m sure they’d be best friends forever and always, just like their mommies.
“I’m going to step out for a bit, I’ll be home in just awhile, could you take care of these guys until I get back?”
“Sure mom, it shouldn’t be that hard, they’re just kids” Taylor laughed “I’ll watch over them while you’re gone”
After a new baby is born, mom always goes out of the house and comes back all happy and a few days later she starts getting big again, I wished that I could follow her for once, but I have kids to watch over.
If I would have heard Tony and Jeff whispering to each other, I would have been able to stop them from reeking havoc on my mothers home, but since I was upstairs changing diapers, I didn’t hear their plans.
Of course I’d be the one to be booby trapped by the boys who started laughing as soon as the woophie cushion went off when I sat on it, I was gonna chase them around the house until I could wring their necks but that’d be a little bit too fun for them.
When mom got home she went straight upstairs to Tony “Why do you have to torture your sisters?” She asked calmly
“Because it’s a lot of fun!” Tony said before getting grounded from video games for a week.
I had Nessa come and pick up Jeff a little early because the girls told me that they were causing floods and farts, I also made Tony go to bed earlier then any of the other kids as part of his punishment.
After cooling down to a point where I’m no longer yelly, I started to teach the tots their skills, starting with Unique and the walking skill, I went down each of the triplets, one at a time. around the middle of teaching Unique the walking skill, Hannah and Ava joined to help
A few hours later I was leaning over a toilet, throwing up my guts and lunch. I would just have to make it through a couple more hours of this and I’d be fine.
“Hey Brandy, you’re such a pretty horse, yes you are!” I cooed at Brandy while I brushed her back “Does this make you a happy happy horse? Good! I want you to be a vewwy happy horse”
I did Clipclop next, brushing out every imperfection and making her shine while singing a song that I made up it goes “I’m a brushing, after midnight” and for the rest of the day, that song was stuck in my head.
Okay, it may look like I’m crowding myself with animals, but I just couldn’t help snatching up this little puppy, he looked so small and lonely in the pet shop window. It wasn’t a option to leave him there. Bobby Wriner, welcome to the family.
I put him in his bed and laughed out loud, the first thing I thought was “Is that puppy shrinking? Or is the bed growing?” He fell right to sleep and I laughed as he snored little puppy snores.
I finally got time to jump in the shower after the kids left for school, I had been running on too long without one. The warm water felt good on my pudgy tummy and I actually felt the baby kick.
And look at that tummy! “almost ready to come out you little kicker?” I asked my tummy and it replied with 6 consecutive kicks. “A little too much love there kid” I said rubbing where he kicked.
A beautiful white horse joined him awhile later, the dark brown horse didn’t like me much, but the white horse took to me quickly, I (dumbly) decided to take her home…she didn’t seem to mind, I mean, she came with me and siffed Clipclop like she’d never seen a foal before.
I got came inside and Tony attacked me with questions “Where have you been? Why is there a horse? Are you fat? Do you like cheese? Is that a baby inside you? Where do you go every 4th night? And why do you come back fat?” I rolled my eyes at him as he felt my stomach
Below us, Bobby was chasing his tail barking and whimpering when he caught it and ended up biting it, then just started chasing it again.
Of course, puppies and toddlers don’t exactly mix, especially when the toddler pulls on the puppies tail and the puppy attacks the toddler. I picked up Unique and put Bobby to bed with a bit of a talking to. he'll learn someday.
When I was alone in my room, I searched through the stars to see if I could find anything of interest, mars was rather bright tonight and the moon was bigger than normal.
A few minutes later, I was overtaken by the pains of labor. Coursing through my body and making me make weird faces that make my creator laugh (Curse you Karni)
It was only a few minutes before I was holding my new baby boy, Finnick Wriner, baby 69! Only 31 babies until I’m finished…
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